50 Best Funny Thursday Quotes

By Milan Dhameliya 9 Min Read
Funny Thursday Quotes about Work

These 50 Best Funny Thursday Quotes will turn your boring Thursday into a fun one. All people have crowned Monday as a boring day, but Thursday is not less boring than Monday, It can be tough to get through the mid-week slump, especially when work fatigue and meetings with the boss add to the monotony. But hey, worry not! You will be glad when you have found these Funny Thursday Quotes that will bring a smile to your face and make your Thursday a fun one. Let’s make the most out of today and look forward to a great one.

Funny Thursday Quotes

  • “If someone says you’re weird, say thank you.” 
  • “Thursday is like a practice run for Friday… but with more caffeine.”
  • “I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.” 
  • “Happy Thursday! Let’s conquer the day before it even knows what hit it.”
  • “Be wise, because the world needs wisdom. If you cannot be wise, pretend to be someone wise, and then just behave like they would.” – Funny Thursday Quotes

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  • “It’s Thursday, so let’s all take a moment to appreciate that we’ve made it this far.”
  • “I walk around like everything’s fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off.”
  • “It’s Thursday, and I’m feeling thankful for two things: coffee and the fact that it’s not Monday.” – Funny Thursday Quotes
  • “This must be Thursday. I could never get the hang of Thursdays.” – Douglas Adams
  • “Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet service to see who they really are.” – Will Ferrell

Funny Thursday Quotes about Work

  • “On Thursdays, we put in just enough effort to make it look like we’re trying.”
  • “Don’t stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.” – George Burns
  • “Happy Almost-Friday, everyone! Let’s power through today like it’s the last hurdle of a marathon.”
  • “I choose a lazy person to do a hard job because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it.” – Bill Gates
  • “Dear Thursday: Are you sure you’re not Friday? Because I could really go for it being Friday. Nothing personal, it’s just been a long week” – Funny Thursday Quotes

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  • “My brain is making weekend plans without consulting my body first. Sorry, body, we’ll be working late again!”
  • “The Lord gave us two ends: One to sit on and the other to think with. Success depends on which one we use the most.” – Ann Landers
  • “Don’t forget to practice your ‘TGIF’ dance moves in the office.”
  • “Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.” – Thomas Edison

Funny Thursday Motivational Quotes

  • “People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing – that’s why we recommend it daily.” – Zig Ziglar
  • “Thursdays are for laughing at our mistakes, learning from them, and moving forward like the rockstars we are.”
  • “I’ll probably never fully become what I wanted to be when I grew up, but that’s probably because I wanted to be a ninja princess.” – Cassandra Duffy
  • “I’m too busy working on my own grass to notice if yours is greener.”
  • “How many things in your life do you do without realizing that they are a waste of time? Use Thursday to take the time to eliminate time-wasters.” -Byron Pulsifer

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  • “An optimist is someone who falls off the Empire State Building, and after 50 floors says, ‘So far so good!’”
  • “It’s Thursday. I’m breathing. I’m alive, and I’m blessed. God is good.”
  • “You’re only given a little spark of madness. You mustn’t lose it.” – Robin Williams
  • “On Thursdays, we take a break from taking ourselves too seriously and embrace the silly side of life.”

Short Funny Thursday Quotes

  • “I wish you a tolerable Thursday. That’s all any of us can hope for.” – April Winchell
  • “Playing on a Thursday and then a Sunday is not a problem.” ― Michael Laudrup
  • “Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.” – Oscar Wilde
  • “People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.” – Isaac Asimov
  • “Thursday comes and the week’s gone.” ― George Herbert
  • “The older you get, the better you get. Unless you’re a banana.” – Betty White
  • “Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday.” ― Rebecca Black
  • “Procrastinate now, don’t put it off.” – Ellen DeGeneres
  • “Common sense is genius dressed in its working clothes.” –  Ralph Waldo Emerson

Funny Thursday Morning Quotes

  • “To greet a lovely morning, we must leave the night behind.” – Tarang Sinha
  • “It was a sinking feeling, that feeling when you wake up thinking it Friday only to realize it Thursday.” ― Danielle Poulin
  • “Mornings are pure evil from the pits of hell, which is why I don’t do them anymore.” – Rachel Caine
  • “I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake.” — Lewis Black
  • “This is a wonderful day, I have never seen this one before.” – Maya Angelou
  • “The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.” — Dorothy Parker
  • “I always say “morning” instead of “good morning”. If it were a good morning, I would still be asleep in bed instead of talking to people.”
  • “Do you wish me a good morning, or mean that it is a good morning whether I want it or not; or that you feel good this morning; or that it is a morning to be good on?” — J.R.R. Tolkien
  • “Every single day I wake up and make up my mind that I am going to work really hard. Then my mind laughs at me and says “good joke”. Then we laugh for some more time and I go back to bed.” – Gehenna Toss


Thursday can indeed be a challenging day, but it doesn’t have to be bad. Hopefully, these 50 Best Funny Thursday Quotes can bring some joy and humor into your day and lift your spirits. Share them with your friends, family, and colleagues to spread positivity and make their Thursdays a little brighter too! Let us all make the most of today and look forward to a better one.

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